Salmon Head?
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Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:17
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"You might be a SalmonHead if..."

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Your wife answers the phone, it's for you and she tells your buddy "...Yeah he's here, but he is fondling his lures," and your buddy understands.

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During fishing season you suddenly become very popular with your neighbors or everyone at the office who has ever tasted fresh salmon.

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You understand a language that would baffle most WWII code crackers: "...We were in 2 to 4 footers this morning in my 21 CC. Went 8 for 10, with 1 shaker. Hot rig was a LBB 22 behind a green/pearl flodger, 10 passes out over 150 FOW. Mostly 70 to 90 down on the riggers before the wire dipseys and the half-core got hot."

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You always feel the flu coming on when the big lake is predicted to be 2' or less.

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You have 1000 spoons that cost $4 each won?t buy new shoes.

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Your first stop at any port town is the first bait/tackle store you see, even when you don't have your fishing boat with you!

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You make your daughter change her wedding date because of Manistee Pro/Am.

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You don't attend your brother-in-laws wedding due to conflict with tournament in Frankfort the same weekend.

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You set all your vacation days at work to the tournament schedule for next year.

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Can't remember kids birthdates or anniversary date, but can remember every waypoint, depth, speed and lure color from every trip last year.

Wake your wife up in the middle of the nite yelling " FISH ON".

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Boat payment is NEVER late.

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Wife?s car needs tires and tune up, but boat runs great and trailer has new tires.

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Have latest and greatest in tackle and electronics but drive an old car to work.

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Table at home is unusable due to fishing rods laying across it along with new tackle.

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Know every fisherman by first name in your marina, but have never met your neighbors at home.



 
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